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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:04
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Where and how did ballet originate?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...